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How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I mean
LOOK
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I just
I’m going to miss this
God okay I can’t ever hope to describe every single element of this scene that was amazing and hilarious but there’s so much going on
They show how Bella can see shit all slow like, six times by zooming in on it like “WHOOA I CAN SEE A BEE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WOODS THAT’S NEAT”
Throughout this entire scene Edward whines like Droopy Dog because he can’t really keep up Bella, she gives him this hug and the hug is accompanied by a “whoosh” noise and he goes “D’aaaaugh Bella you’re stronger than me euuugh”
Then Bella smells a hiker and starts climbing up the mountain after him like she’s fucking Ju-On or something and then Edward runs up and he says “control your thirst” and she goes “okay” then zooms off and tackles a mountain lion out of mid air all while wearing this really nice little blue dress
For the life of me I cannot fucking figure out what the tone of this film was. Was it a comedy? Is this… cool? I don’t know but you need to see it yesterday
On this week’s episode of “No one hates anything as much as Robert Pattinson hates his life”.
accurate
“Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally go into the corner and just shake it to sleep.” -Kristen Stewart
they… they actually put all that fake blood on a REAL baby!?!??!
now wait, wait..it’s sad that i know this but i do. it wasn’t corn syrup and whatever or high grade chemical fake blood. that particular mix was cream cheese and rasberry jelly. so that if the baby put it’s hands in it’s mouth, it wouldn’t hurt itself.
how did such a cool guy make such a bad career choice
Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I mean
LOOK
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I just
I’m going to miss this
He is my favourite not-vampire
Well, the pie chart explained it.
