this is the most accurate post on the internet.
did he google johnlock
yes. yes he did.
aloha! if you are hyperventilating with anticipation for my next video, you shouldst check out this totally-serious, emotional, bond themed music video me and phil made for our radio show! it’s a completely serious artistic statement and i hope you enjoy.
When people say “You’ll never need Trigonometry after school.”
click here to watch my new video ‘How not to survive School’ :D
I REALLY LOVE THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
OMG IM SORYR I CANT
You can pinpoint the exact second their lives flash before their eyes.

This should appear when someone clicks sign up on tumblr.the notes

all sunday, every sunday. click here to watch my new video! :D

the only time it is acceptable to say YOLO. click here to watch my new video!
Dan answers the internet’s problems in the: Internet Support Group! :D
Thank you Rhys.
click here to watch my new video ‘Internet Support Group’ :D
those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil
i know right they’re so annoying
i agree they’re just the worst
why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really
assholes
i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore
THIS SUMS UP EVERYONE ON TUMBLR EVER. EVER.