- Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
- Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
- Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
- Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
- Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
- Thor:
- Thor:
- Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so. 18,602 notes
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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I haven’t been feeling too great this week so I decided to take a nap at 12:00
This is such a rare occurance that when Ash came home she saw me lying in my ben and thought I was dead.
Totally not kidding. She actually thought I had climbed in my bed and died
When I woke up she was kneeling by my bed, checking to see if I was breathing.
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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
I am reblogging this for CANADA
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