“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
Good stuff to know!
I feel so bad about my past behavior now ;_;
oh maaan idk about this? sounds p way polite behaviour to me even for japanese standards„ not even my host parents ate this nicely lmfao i can’t remember anyone that didn’t just take a huge clump of wasabi and just mash it into the soy sauce
i’d take this with a pinch of salt and probably just… go with it for super neat sushi bars or something??
“jesus take the wheel!” i yell. jesus still refuses to accept my christmas gift. “i have no use for this wheel, my child” he says.
omg cas don’t be so dramatic you might break something
we’ll never know
but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir
i really like touching people like not in a sexual way just touching them. stroking their arm, holding their hand, gouging their eyes out
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
Plot twist: it’s a Gatsby party.
Both ways he ends up dead in the water and doesn’t get the girl.
Or the Oscar.
i want to:
- wear and have your clothes
- couple cosplay with you
- go to the beach with you
- cuddle with you
- give you little kissies
- hug you
- have lil date nights and days with you
- have ice cream together UuU
An exotic creature from an alien world.