katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD

oh look now it’s normal

sarcastic

LOUD

usapin:

msarano:

scienceandrollerskates:

Good stuff to know!

I feel so bad about my past behavior now ;_;

oh maaan idk about this? sounds p way polite behaviour to me even for japanese standards„  not even my host parents ate this nicely lmfao i can’t remember anyone that didn’t just take a huge clump of wasabi and just mash it into the soy sauce

i’d take this with a pinch of salt and probably just… go with it for super neat sushi bars or something?? 

fasterfood:

“jesus take the wheel!” i yell. jesus still refuses to accept my christmas gift. “i have no use for this wheel, my child” he says. 

watchtheskytonight:

imperialdalek:

YOU HAD ONE JOB SAM

nupersatural:

omg cas don’t be so dramatic you might break something

obviously-cold:

lucindasaxon:

#who is the man and who is the myth #we just don’t know

we’ll never know 

sairobee:

but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir

fiftyshadesofgravy:

i really like touching people like not in a sexual way just touching them. stroking their arm, holding their hand, gouging their eyes out

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

cherimayo:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

courtney-jtaime:

Plot twist: it’s a Gatsby party.

Both ways he ends up dead in the water and doesn’t get the girl.

Or the Oscar.

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the beach with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

scienceing:

An exotic creature from an alien world.